Sorry, I am a foreigner. The Adventures of an Englishman in Russia

The author of this book is Craig Ashton, who escaped from his native foggy Manchester to sunny St. Petersburg more than 15 years ago. Before his escape, he knew that in Russia everyone eats cabbage and potato soup, tanks drive... through Red Square every day, and people on the streets only smile on their birthday. But upon arriving in the city on the Neva, he fell in love, either with smelt, or with the Russian bathhouse, or with the UFMS, or with Masyanya, or with "Caution, doors are closing" — in general, he fell in love with us. Today, Craig is a popular blogger, a successful English teacher, who believes that the main mission of his life is to "dive deeper into the language in search of linguistic secrets and treasures."