Free Cheese for the Second Mouse

It all started so cloudlessly! All I had to do was travel to a distant provincial town and, pretending to be a perfectly peaceful and harmless realtor, sell a former bread factory, not even a factory, but what was left... of it. But in the province, they have their own ideas of peacefulness and harmlessness, their own skeletons in the closet, their own unwritten laws.
Even for the very lucky Yana Karlovna Tsvetkova, something went wrong, and to fulfill the request of her former classmate, she has to fend off bandits, assist in childbirth, desecrate a grave, catch fire, drown… Isn't that a bit much for one, albeit very beautiful, woman? And yet, she's constantly getting shot at — by thugs, crazy people, amnesiac drug addicts, and even her most beloved person…